Here is my version of news:
extra extra: Karen makes the bomb diggalicioso brownies and cookies. They're so good it'll render you incontinent...worth it! Critics of Karen have said, "I don't know. I'm not sure if they're really good or not." However, each critic that has said that was struck by lightning shortly after. 5 times. Thus, we have no first hand accounts.
Said Nick Demske, when asked about Karen's baking, "Don't touch it. It's all mine. I will seriously endanger your extended family if you even think about eating Karen's baked goods before me."
end quote.
this is the craziest garbage I've ever seen.
love,
poo
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I agree that Karen makes wonderful baked goods, but I'm a little worried about your apparent readiness to turn to violence to obtain some. I bet if you asked nicely, she would just make you more :)
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